I'm not sure that a bird that might hopefully exist is worth two in the bush... I think I'd take the two in the bush... Maybe you misunderstand and he's making no attempt at logic at all - it's pythoesque surrealism...
I think your home life has the makings of a sit-com series... [insert title here]
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