I pride myself on selfish pride
My intellect is nine miles wide
My wit’s so quick it cuts my bread
And moves through crowds like peanut spread

While others drool and pick their nose
I muse and write my florid prose
In thoughts so hard to comprehend
That even I can’t understand

I am the end of history
The universe leads up to me
Evolution is complete
I am the perfect human being

I have to hide my smarts away
To keep my friends out of harm's way
Ideas found within my mind
Could kill a man if unrefined

And when my most exquisite brain
Drowns in what it can’t contain
I’ll take my genius to the grave
Won’t that be a crying shame?

I am the end of history
The universe leads up to me
Evolution is complete
I am the perfect human being

Everybody on your knees
There’s a new God to appease
Mankind’s epitome
I am the perfect human being

Yes, I am dead serious.