I'm already getting Drunk!! How many days besides this one does society encourage you to start drinking as soon as you wake up??????? Today everyone, including the kids, get the chance to experience what it's like to be Irish!!!!!!! Bottoms uuuuuppppp........... OOOPS, Big Burp!!!
Damn, I just spilt my drink. Oh well, the dog will get it. That's what Irish Setters are for.............