Originally Posted by: PRSplaya"Prs-cousin..former moonshiner/runner turned preacher who now has one of the largest congregations in the state, founder of "The Church of the Living Skynyrd"(still has a still for private use ;) )

That still cracks me up :D

Which leads me, oddly enough, to a Zen Koan that I posted once and accidentally deleted:

"If a southern rock guitarist is playing in a forest and a tree falls on him, does it sound like Freebird?" Yes young Grasshopper, contemplate on this and you will achieve total enlightenment. And a rack of ribs. And a pick up truck. And a hat.