Originally Posted by: aschlemanI find it easier to stay drunk all the time... Some people call that alcoholism... I call it a solution to a problem... or... a problem that solves a problem... It's a double edged sword I suppose.

But seriously, I don't get hangovers... The worst I've ever had was a headache that lasted about an hour and a half after I woke up... I've got drinking down to a science... Gatorade is a drunks best friend. A lot of times people feel sick because their bodies are dehydrated... Drink Gatorade or water if you don't have Gatorade... it'll help. I always drink one before I pass out and one when I wake up.

Agree. Gatorade will fix your aching head. Now here are a few tips for a night of general mayhem.

Before you go out:

1) A shot of olive oil

2) eat a slice or two of bread

3) Drink as much water as you can handle

When you stumble back home:

1) Take two asprin (or equivalent)

2) Again, drink as much water as you can handle

3) A bottle of Gatorade (Personally, I like the 'green' flavor)

4) Eat something.

5) Sleep. Lots of sleep.

This is a system that I have developed over years and years of clinical trials. Seems to work for me anyway. And, for those of you new to the effects of drinking, never, ever, mix your drinks. If you start with beer, stick with beer. If you start with wine, stick with wine. If you start with tequila, well, prepare to spend the night praying and keep your bail bondsman on speed dial. :)