Unfortunately, America being the land of opportunity, competing technology (read: Servers/Workstations/Printers/Digital Cameras/Network Equipment, etc) companies are forced to bring everyone a complete computer set up with a flat panel monitor, printer, scanner and wireless router for $99. The only way they can possibly support that and still operate is to outsource their helpdesks. It's the most frustrating experience ever, but the reality is that it's because you're paying a reduced rate for the product.
Dell has actually their business/goverment helpdesks back to the states in Austin/OKC. The home user that gets the great deal is stuck talking to Habib... err, 'scuse me, I mean "Bob".