Socks are a real touchy thing man. You get ridiculed if they're too long and you wear em with shorts. They're supposed to match your shoes. They're supposed to be the same color.

Y'know what? I think I'm gonna start a coalition against sock uniformity and the standards that society wants us to live up to regarding socks. I'll call it CASUATSTSWUTLUTRS. Whos with me?!!