I keep thinking of my friends name .... Marcus Gumpenberger.
I felt so sorry for his new wife the first time she registered at a hotel and had to actually write out 'Gumpenberger' for the first time.
She accidentally wrote out her maiden name until we reminded her and even then she was reluctant to use her married name.

Then there's Dave Slauenwhite.
I tried like hell to convince him to name his kid Cole.

Coleslaw ... get it...