Sorry folks. Like Thomas Pynchon, I refuse to have my photo taken, let alone displayed. Suffice it to say, I have the same devil may care look of a young George Hamilton with the chiseled body of Nicholas Cage ala Con-Air.

Alright, neither of those statements is true. I shall remain a mystery....bwahhh haaa [FONT=Garamond](*evil laugh...*)[/FONT]