My town wins the prize for the longest, stupidest name...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holland_Landing

"it's Holland River blvd"
"Hole Liver?"
"No.. River.... R..I..V..."
"Oh.. river"
"in Holland Landing"
"Hole Lunding?"
"no.. Holland...H ..O...L... L...."
"oh..Holland"
"..right... in East Gwill..."
"hold on, I haven't finished writing yet......ok.. where is that?"
"East Gwillimbury"
"....?? East Gilimber?"
"No GWILLIMBURY... G...W....I... "
"Oh ok....and how do I get there?"
"You go down Mount Albert Sideroad..."
"Mound Road?"
"No, Mount.... M..O...U.. argh...look, can I just come and get it myself.
By the time I finish explaning it I could have been there already"