BOSS MICRO BR 4-TRACK RECORDER!!!!

....and a plethora of lesser (but still excellent) goods:

"Sonic Youth" -- Sonic Youth
"Confusion is Sex/Kill yr Idols" -- Sonic Youth
"The Dresden Dolls" -- The Dresden Dolls
"Yes, Virginia" -- The Dresden Dolls
"Out of Exile" -- Audioslave
"A Hard Day's Night" -- The Beatles
Best of Eric Clapton
" Steppenwolf
A guy walks into a bar... by Michael Lewis (jokebook, packed full of my kind of silly puns and non-sequiturs :))
The best American non-required reading (book of various short stories and whatnot)
Abbey Road poster
Led Zeppelin mug
clothes
money
gift cards