Originally Posted by: hunter60A most excellent paragraph! A tip of the hat to you! I am not sure if this is correct, but as the kids would say 'you've got mad skills.' :)

HA! Glad you liked it. I expect you to email me the final version of your story, your style reminds me of that dry wit made famous by the likes of P.J. O'Rourke, Dave Barry, Terry Pratchett, Hunter S. Thompson, and H.L. Mencken.