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guitarfreak141
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guitarfreak141
Obsessed Freak
Joined: 06/29/04
Posts: 546
10/30/2006 10:48 pm
Something crazy just happened to me that fits the mood.

I was walking along just doin a jig when all of a sudden I was eaten by a killer clown named bob dole. I somehow woke up in China. I walked home and upon reaching home did a marry jig.

True story.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?