I spilt corn in my room last night when I was doing the obvious this that college kids do (not all of them, just a good 90%).

I was chatting with a cop on main street sipping a beer out of a cup with a lid and straw. It was awkward. He didn't seem to notice or care, the bastard was just giving people parking tickets. Not that he was a bastard, he was actually pretty nice. Speaking of which I need to pay my parking ticket, I forgot about that. Ten dollars, ridiculous. I just parked in the wrong place so I could grab my guitar and not have to haul the big ass thing across campus.

Now I must quit procrastinating and write my philosophy of education paper. Although I probably won't even need it for my music ed portfolio. Oh well, essays are fun. English 101 is stupid though, I don't believe they actually think kids don't know what a thesis statement is going into college.

You should have just eaten the cereal off the ground. That way you'd clean it up and still. As the cliche saying goes two birds with one stone. I'm not advising animal cruelty though. How would you even hit one bird with a rock though.

Yup.