Here's one back to ya..... (only this ain't no joke)
I was newly married to my hubby who is a great fisherman. I was just learning the ropes of fishing and different kinds of fishes. I was telling my church group about how good the fishing was in Michigan. And when they asked me what tasted the best.... I said "oh the one eye wally is supposed to be really good". After all their faces turned red and saw my husband giggling hysterically beside me... he said "you mean Walleye don't you"?