Alright, well, I've checked out the competition, but that only made me feel worse, lol. So here it is, my real take, took me about 2 hours for this one. Sound quality isn't too good, but hey, you try recording something with a free microphone and audacity. But anyway, here you go! Please, if theres anything you think I could've done better, just share it with me. Thanks guys!
My take:
Joe Shmoe
"When you want to rock hard children, lean of F#."