When I was about 6 years old.

I had a really bad problem with biting my nails,

So one day my dad decided to help me with my problem, and he rubbed jalapenos(which I absoluty hated at the time) under my nails so I would stop biting them.

it worked pretty well... just until I went to urinate :eek:

LMAO!! I can still remember myself running around the house Screaming :D :D