you know what... I just got the best idea ever... have a birthYEAR!!! starting on your birthday, and ending on your birthday... that way, by the time you are done celebrating, you will be able to celebrate again! and you can just be very happy and celebratory for the rest of your life. of course, eating all that cake everyday may make that life of yours a little shorter... but at least you'd live each day to the fullest. (besides, you could tell your wife/gf that you need birthday sex EVERY DAY!!!) ;)