Originally Posted by: PonyOneI think my parents finally got it... I called to wish them happy easter and they said "awww, thank you... we miss you..." Yes, it's finally settled in that I don't care. I can eat whatever I want whenever I want! My buddy Lucifer and his girlfriend Delilah and I go and roll around in his hot rod, listening to suggestive music, eating chocolate and indulging in cupidity and avarice and having sex before marriage with women of other races with the aid of contraception. The dark side is pretty sweet. And mom and dad still love me! Now that's setting an example.

Your parents know that you do all that stuff? I think my mom has her suspicions of my atheism, but no one in my family actually knows for sure. Of course I don't exactly talk to many people in my family so, y'know. Kinda hard for them to find out. Of course, short of that I'm a good little boy. I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, engage in freelance relations with women (or men mind you) of any nationality before/during/after marriage. Of course, I'm a tad sheltered, so what do I know?