Ok guys. Update.

Today was my second day. It was a pantload better. I learned two things about turkeys today:

1.) Turkeys are quite capable of inflicting pain on human beings.

It's true. When I was collecting eggs at one point, a whole crapload of them rushed me and beat on my legs with their wings. It damn near knocked me over. Then, later on, one of 'em head-butted my knee. Which brings me to the second thing I learned:

2.) All turkeys are comical in nature.

Whilst cleaning the things the turkeys drink from (aptly called "drinkers"), I actually had to laugh out loud, for I was imagining what the turkeys would be saying if they were people. I imagine the whole drinker scenario would've gone down quite differently. Something like this:

Me: *stooping over to clean the drinkers*
Turkeys: *cautiously walking over towards me* Hey! You! Hey you! Hey! Hey! Youuuuu! Hey you! Hey!
Me: *continuing to clean drinkers*
Turkeys: Hey! Hey! Youuuu! Hey you! Hey! Hey! HEEEEY!!!
Me: *making any slight movement at all*
Turkeys: Ahh! Hey! Hey! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *run away at full speed*

Seriously, though. Turkeys are dumb.

In summary, today was pretty good. Tedious, boring work, yes. But when you factor in the humour of it all, it's pretty fun. I actually think I'll keep this job for a while.

(And by the way, 6strngs, here in Canada we don't have to give George Dubya jack. We give our money to the Prime Minister. He gives it to George Dubya for us.)