My friend does this hilarious impression of an "emo emu" it's an emu, that walks around, and since it doesn't have any hands, it uses it's beak to cut itself on it's legs. it's the funniest thing to watch. ok, here's my take on being emo:

the wurld is so crool and dark. no 1 heres me calling out in2 the nite sky. my soul is so black and empty, why dosnt any1 listen? my corps will rot in the place i am standing rite now. and they'll discovr it 2 weeks ofrm now when the smell gets 2 them. but no 1 will miss me. my blood will run depe crimson in hte moonlite. no 1 will miss me. no 1 will miss me.