Originally Posted by: PonyOneWell once, I was standing around with some people in Central Square eating a burrito that I'd gotten that had beans, rice, salsa, and guacamole in it... totally vegetarian... and some vegan kid walked by and smacked it out of my hand and said "GO VEGAN!" I guess he thought that because I was a (then fat) white guy eating a burrito, there was no way I could've been vegetarian... I grabbed him and made him look at the vegan burrito he'd knocked out of my hand, hope it got a message through to him.
Seriously!? Dude...I would have pounded his ass into the ground. You don't do that! Not without developing a subterranean ass, anyway.
On a realted note:
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.