Here's a thread Tonja Renee asked me to create for the sole purpose of diverting attention from the heated religious debate. It's an actual argument between myself and my brother Connor ('Queensdouche,' remember?) that took place at supper. It made no sense when it happened, and it still makes no sense to me. Perhaps one of you will make something of it.

Connor: Is it possible to inject someone with sound?
Me: No. You can't just 'inject' energy into someone.
Connor: *stares at me blankly*
Me: Sound is a form of energy.
Connor: You're a form of energy!
Me: No, I'm Brendon. I'm a boy, not energy.
Connor: This broccoli is a boy.
Me: Yes, but that broccoli is green.
Connor: And that cup is yellow.
Me: Uh huh, but that cup is also a cylinder.
Connor: *holds up a carrot* This is a carrot.
Me: I agree.