Once upon a time, I was reading a MAD magazine, and one of the articles in there was a spoof on South Park toys and merchandise. It was set out like a catalogue, with a bunch of spoof South Park toys and some descriptions. My favourite was "Jiujitsu Jesus":

"Smite thine enemies with these loving, but paralyzing [sic] action toys! Busted are the meek, as you deliver unto the Beast-master a good ass-whipping. Kiss your other cheek goodbye! He's back... and He's pissed! (Opponents Santa Claws and Stretch Satan sold separately)"

I thought that was clever, so I made it my internet screen name.