Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm trying to avoid relatives, kid. Now leave me alone or I'll tell Mama Magicninja that you tasted Uncle Dr. Simon's booze.

Uncle Dr. Simon. That made me laugh and laugh.

Who else is there?

Jolly- the guy who shows up and claims to be everyone's 2nd cousin, twice removed, but no one really knows him
LotS- the faraway uncle you never see anymore
6strngs- the cousin who comes up to you all friendly-like and talks to you so much you would kill yourself just to get away from him
ericthecableguy- your little brother
PonyOne- your older, cooler cousin that avoids you at all costs

Wow. A lot of those came out of nowhere and yet seem to fit so perfectly.