Pretty much all my favorite lines are by Clutch...

Careful with that mic: Sometimes I'm even tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura.........But I ignore her.

Mob Goes Wild: Everybody move to Canada, smoke lots of pot, everybody move to Canada right now, here's how we do it....bum rush the boarder guard before he and his dog ever knew it.

I Have The Body Of John Wilkes Booth: Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.
You'll find that creature at the bottom of the deep down Susquehanna River.

Animal Farm: Little grey men are coming our way, Tastes just like chicken they say.