Originally Posted by: KutzkiHave a cigar has been a favorite song of mine since i first heard it. It just blew me away. My favorite line though...would have to be the entire song "Baldry's out" by Long John Baldry. i tried to find the lyrics online so i dont have to type it all out but i will type in the intro.

"I'm not really mental, you know, it's just that I've got bad nerves. A few years ago though, i must admit, i doubted myself, and i thought I really was mad. Anyway, I tried every way to sort out my head, including a rope, but that broke, and then I could'nt afford a shilling for the gas meter. So finally I went away to an enforced rest cure in one of those places reserved for funny people, like myself. My sister said at that time 'Don't worrry John, there are always more out than in." And I found her observation so true that as I look around me I'm convinced its everybody else who's mental and I'm the only one who is sane. So you better watch out everybody, he's boojie woojie'en again."

Ah, he is so under-rated!