This poem is all for you, Ninji. Hopefully it will raise my C- a little bit....

Ninja is a kindly mod
he helps whene'er he can
He's quick to lend a friendly hand
to folks like me, earthman.
He has some kickass chat room pow'rs
with which he has a ball
He also is the owner of
the world's coolest Les Paul.
So let's all raise our glasses up
and have a GT toast:
Ninja, you're the king of cool
and we all love you most.