Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYou... you've been having an affair? I should've known. How could you... how could you do this to me? Why? WWWWHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?! (At this point we take a bird's eye view and the camera starts spinning in circles and pans out further and further from the Earth into outer space as my voice echoes through the universe)
Then you get hit by a car
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.