high and bored
That's crazy rockonn...I had the same dream. But it was my favorite pair of underwear...and man...I WISH it had tasted like cardboard. I would've killed for that luxury.
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Originally Posted by: jeffhxhad a number of beers and im bored... just wondering..how do we measure guitar skills
In the vein of philosphical questions, what happens to your soul when you get banned from GT?
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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Originally Posted by: InfectiousThat's crazy rockonn...I had the same dream. But it was my favorite pair of underwear...and man...I WISH it had tasted like cardboard. I would've killed for that luxury.
ohhhh, tough break man. lol.
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Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyIn the vein of philosphical questions, what happens to your soul when you get banned from GT?
It may be postulated that anyone who deserves such a fate was bereft of soul to begin with. :p
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Originally Posted by: LordathestringsIt may be postulated that anyone who deserves such a fate was bereft of soul to begin with. :p
And that raises much question. Is there life after GT?
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 5
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsAnd that raises much question. Is there life after GT?
GT is life, and life is GT. Saying there is life beyond GT implies there is GT beyond GT. Parallel GT universes? Perhaps.
Deep.
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GT isn't life. GT is for people who HAVE no lives. Like me.
Unless you say guitar is life. Then, since I devote pretty near every waking moment to guitar or GT, or thinking about one of those, GT is for me because I DO have life, and a life. So GT IS life, and life is, in fact, GT.
I like GT :)
Unless you say guitar is life. Then, since I devote pretty near every waking moment to guitar or GT, or thinking about one of those, GT is for me because I DO have life, and a life. So GT IS life, and life is, in fact, GT.
I like GT :)
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckGT is life, and life is GT. Saying there is life beyond GT implies there is GT beyond GT. Parallel GT universes? Perhaps.
Deep.
Does that mean that we were all dead until the internet was created and put out to the public? So a fitting question to rebuttle that would be was there life before GT?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsDoes that mean that we were all dead until the internet was created and put out to the public? So a fitting question to rebuttle that would be was there life before GT?
Yeah, there was. It just wasn't worth living.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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But that contradicts the GT = life theory. If there was life then, then there must've been GT. But how could there be GT if there was no internet?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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OK then Cryptic I propose a new theory. GT>life.
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been feeling like crap really...terrible headaches...cant sleep.... i go to uni like a zombie... i only managed 2 hrs of sleep last night.... the same previous night....its a nightmare...a lot of things go through my mind...either its lyrics for some song, or some weird nonsensical imagination...its irritating the crap out of me... maybe i need psychological help.... despite me studying that right now.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :mad: :mad:
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Well, that settles that debate.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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# 14
GT is not life, it is the thing that makes life worth living. was there life before GT, yes, because we didn't know what GT was, but now once we have it, it can never be taken away, for if it is, our lives would be meaningless. and we would destroy ourselves for fear of the unknown, the unknown being life without GT.
we should start a GT cult.. I'd participate in mass suicide for GT..
we should start a GT cult.. I'd participate in mass suicide for GT..
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Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsGT is not life, it is the thing that makes life worth living. was there life before GT, yes, because we didn't know what GT was, but now once we have it, it can never be taken away, for if it is, our lives would be meaningless. and we would destroy ourselves for fear of the unknown, the unknown being life without GT.
we should start a GT cult.. I'd participate in mass suicide for GT..
But if there was life before GT then that life would ultimately be meaningless. That means that generations after generations waded through a meaningless existence. Natural selection would have surely killed us off before GT came around, especially if we weren't going anywhere or doing anything. So how? How, I ask. How did we come into an existence with meaning/GT if we grew from something that yielded nothingness?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Again I say GT>life, hence we didn't come into existence, we became enlightened.
Magicninja
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"If it feels right, play it. If it feels wrong, play it faster” - Magicninja
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"If it feels right, play it. If it feels wrong, play it faster” - Magicninja
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# 17
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsBut if there was life before GT then that life would ultimately be meaningless. That means that generations after generations waded through a meaningless existence. Natural selection would have surely killed us off before GT came around, especially if we weren't going anywhere or doing anything. So how? How, I ask. How did we come into an existence with meaning/GT if we grew from something that yielded nothingness?[/QUOTE]
It's called evolution. Man was created for the sole purpose of getting smart enough to one day create GT. That day was finally in sight when our Lord and Saviour Jon Broderick came into existence. Now that we have had a taste of GT, we can never be without it, as 6strngs said. We would curl up and die. Who among us can honestly say we would live meaningful lives without Akira's picture-fueled wit, Ninja's intense wisdom, and Jolly's knack for the ridiculous? No, we would simply dry up and blow away.
[QUOTE=6strngs_2hmbkrs]we should start a GT cult.. I'd participate in mass suicide for GT..
It's truly the only way. You go first, my friend. :)
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckIt's called evolution. Man was created for the sole purpose of getting smart enough to one day create GT. That day was finally in sight when our Lord and Saviour Jon Broderick came into existence. Now that we have had a taste of GT, we can never be without it, as 6strngs said. We would curl up and die. Who among us can honestly say we would live meaningful lives without Akira's picture-fueled wit, Ninja's intense wisdom, and Jolly's knack for the ridiculous? No, we would simply dry up and blow away.
Those that witnessed the and that's it saga know I'm all for evolution, but my question is if we begin as a meaningless thing can we evolve into something that has meaning? Sure we pinpoint meaning to ourselves, but our existence is still serendipitous. If there was no GT before then we had no meaning, but now that we have it we've evolved into something that was intended and with a purpose?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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I still like my theory best.
Magicninja
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"If it feels right, play it. If it feels wrong, play it faster” - Magicninja
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"If it feels right, play it. If it feels wrong, play it faster” - Magicninja
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