i had a dream a while back where i bet my brother he couldnt drink a glass of root beer mixed with soy sauce.

and he got a brilliant idea to use some sort of filter that would let the root beer thru but not the soy sauce. and the only filter that would do this was my favorite pair of pants. so he stuffed my pants into this glass and drank it all. and because i lost the bet, i had to eat my pants.

yeah... i got a pretty big hole right over the crotch area. then i stopped cuz i was sad that i had to eat it. and it kinda tasted like cardboard.