My little brother Connor is a huge KISS fan, and I always make fun of him for it. He’s always strutting around the house singing his godawful KISS lyrics. Today I noticed a KISS song he put on Media Player called “Two Sides of the Coin.” I found it to be a hilarious title for a song, so at suppertime I asked him to sing it for me. He did, and I laughed my ass off. So I kept naming other KISS songs that I thought had funny names, and he would sing them. It was great fun. Then, all of a sudden, he burst out singing the phrase “Silent Lucidityyyyy.” He did it so falsetto-y I wasn’t exactly sure what he said.

Me: (laughing) “What did you just say? ‘Silent Lucidity’?”
Connor: “Yeah….”
Me: “That’s lame! Is that a real song?”
Connor: “Yeah, but not a KISS song.”
Me: “Well who sings it?”
Connor: “I dunno…..Queensdouche or something….”

At this point I couldn’t contain my laughter.

Me: (pissing myself) “You mean Queensryche?”
Connor: “I guess…..”

Ha. Queensdouche.