Sweet God I can't stop laughing

Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusI'm 5'6", weigh 60kg (not sure what that is in pounds), and I'm lighter than the average guy in my grade - yet, somehow, I still manage to be fat :confused: .

K(2.2)=Lbs.

60(2.2)= 132 pounds

Holy crap, that's light! You must be thin as a rail!

Man you guys are shrimps! :D I bet I'm the fattest guy here!

hahaha, I'm not sure that's something to brag about...but you know I am only 16, so at over 6' (like 6'1" or 6'2")and over 160 pounds (like 160-165) I'm not that small for my age.

Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeK(2.2)=Lbs.

60(2.2)= 132 pounds

Holy crap, that's light! You must be thin as a rail!

Thin as a rail? Me? LOL Naw, it's just that I'm very short and not particularly muscular - but, nonetheless, still chubby... damn...

5'9", 225 lb
176 cm, 102 kg.

:p

Originally Posted by: Akira5' 11"

65kg

Akira is a stick.

5'11
240 lbs.

I'm a big boy.

Originally Posted by: magicninja5'11
240 lbs.

I'm a big boy.

No...It;s just a cover up for your ninja and magic powers.

Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyNo...It;s just a cover up for your ninja and magic powers.

Cover up for his ninja? You mean to tell me that he's hiding a ninja under his coat? I bet that gets some suspicious glances at customs. I guess a concealed ninja could come in handy though, for opening cans of soda/whup-ass.

Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeCover up for his ninja? You mean to tell me that he's hiding a ninja under his coat? I bet that gets some suspicious glances at customs. I guess a concealed ninja could come in handy though, for opening cans of soda/whup-ass.

The ninja and the magic are within young apprentice. Until you understand this you will be niether.

hmm. 5'9'' and uhhhh... 140.8. i went to the docs yesterday.

Trust me I am not bragging :D I am 6'2" and weigh *cough* 270 pounds *cough*

Originally Posted by: magicninjaThe ninja and the magic are within young apprentice. Until you understand this you will be niether.

Neither magic nor ninja!? Noooooooooo!!!!!!!

No. Neither magic or ninja. Double negatives is not the way.

OH and talk about almost died laughing.

man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

LMAO! Har, take it like a man! :eek:

Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsHere's a dose of irony for the day. I was the fat kid in high school. The irony comes in that in high school I was 5' 7" and weighed no more that 135. These days I'm 5' 7" and weigh just about 140. I've never been fat yet I was made fun of for being fat. Of course the only reason I was called fat was because some of my friends went out of their way to make it a trend... all of which happened to be fat.

dude.. 5'7" 135 lbs. and you were the fat one? damn! I'm like 5'8" 180 lbs. and I'm still not the fat one.. not particularly skinny, but I'm not considered the fat one out of my group of friends.