Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGood day, ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you aboard our tour bus. As we travel you will have the luxury of seeing many landmarks in one short ride. On the left you will notice our geyser of sympathy and compassion which we call "Akira." Akira is reknowned for gushing forth a supernatural amount of concern in any situation that results in someone being put off.
Hold my purse, I'm going to take a picture.
LMFAO! :D