Me and my friends spent an entire class today reading a similar post on a drum forum. It was hilarious, because it was just like this one, only more exaggeratedly so, almost to the point of being cartoony. Same responses too. Funny how that works.

I will never be able to respond to posts like these without hurting the poster's feelings, so....good luck, jeffhx, but there's really nothing anyone can do for you. It's all up to you, man.