OK, so I've only got one guitar so far (that won't last long), but you're all in the minor leagues compared to a guy I work with. He has 30 (count 'em) *thirty* guitars, complete with a specially-humidified room to keep them in (we're in Phoenix, where the relative humidity runs in single digits). His favorite? A Gretsch White Falcon. Oh, and a full-blown recording studio, too.

I'll never catch up, but it'll be fun trying...