Originally Posted by: PonyOnemy chinese gilfriend busts in with a big ass sword and is all mad because i'm supposed to be her pet; bloodbath ensues (kind of funny actually, she is, stereotypically, a martial artist... so... i have to be all careful about pissing her off)
i wish i had another bottle of Bacchus-F.
Granted since it's apparantly up to me to decide.
I wish I owned everyone else on the forum so I could use you all as pieces in a giant massacre of a chess game where there object is to slaughter the king only there's no declared king so everyone just ends up hacking each other to pieces while I sit and laugh at my creation... that would rule.
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.