Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGranted if 27 inches counts.

I wish I could make my head explode on command with the ability to regenerate it completely so I could make my head explode in the line at the grocery store and freak the **** out of everyone else.

denied, if you come to the grocery store I work at.. and your head explodes.. guess who has to clean up the brain bits all over the place? *points to self*

I wish cryptic had a pet pony

(btw, 27 inches? that's not a big screen! I've got a 65 inch HDTV! 27 inches in nothing, come on dude, my penis is like half of that! ;) )