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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
01/19/2006 12:57 am
Originally Posted by: Danny C.Maybe at 13 or 14 :D

Ah, see, I was a late bloomer. I didn't discover that I could play with myself until I was 15 at least. 16 was when it really took off and... well... Goin strong on that virginity thing, right here.
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