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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
01/19/2006 12:48 am
Originally Posted by: Danny C.Happy Birthday! I turn eighteen in exactly two months, then I can buy porn, shotgun shells, no shotgun just shells, and tobacco YES :cool: !

(Edit: I do not look at porn or chew tobacco)

A 17 year old that doesn't look at porn... man. If I could've made a claim like that when I was 17. Hell... if I could make a claim like that at 21.
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