A guy goes to the doctor and says Doc my elbow is killing me.The Doc says pee in this cup.The guy says hows that going to tell you what is wrong with my elbow.Doctor replies "I have a new computer that can analyze the urine and tell me everything wrong with a patient.The guy says ok and pee's in the cup.The doc takes it ,pours it into his computer and out comes a piece of paper.The doctor says according to this you have tennis elbow.He gives him some meds and tells him to bring back another urine sample in a week.
Well a week later the guy is still a non believer when it comes to new technology so he spices up the urine sample for the docs new super computer.He has his wife pee in it ,his daughter pees in it,he even got his dog to pee in it.Then he masturbates in it,stirs it all up and takes it to the doc.The doc pours it into his computer.The patient asks,"Whats that super computer say about that."
(Well it says here,Your wifes pregnant,your dog has worms,your daughter has the clap and if you don't stop jacking,your never going to get over that tennis elbow.)