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elklandercc
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elklandercc
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12/30/2005 4:07 pm
Heres one I heard back when I was 10 or so...

There was a preist and 3 men who wanted to become priests. The priest said to the men. To fully become a priest you must act out 1 sin in the church so you can be cleasned and so fourth. So the 3 men go out and come back within an hour. The 1st man says, "I drank out of the holy water." So the priest admits him. The 2nd man says," I too, drank from the holy water." So the priest admits him. The 3rd man comes up and says," Father, I pee-ed in the holy water."
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"

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