A young pastor was extremely nervous about his first sermon. He decided a little kiss of vodka before every sermon might help him loosen up.
So as he was particularily nervous for this sermon he found himself increasing the portion of his loosening up drink.
Monday morning, when he walked into his office, he found a note on his desk which read:
Pastor Steve,
You delivered a great sermon yesterday, but I have a couple questions.
Did Jimmy Carter really free the jews, and does the bible really say David beat the hell out of goliath?
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB