Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks
into a room, people call him, 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee and replies, "My son is a
gorgeous, 6' 4", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people
say, 'Oh my God!'"