Political and Religious....

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?"

The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling, saying nothing. Again, George W. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a word. George W. tried a third time, louder yet. "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" Again, no movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at the ceiling.

Bush Walks back over to Cheney and says,"Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have asked him three times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet." So Cheney walks over to the man and asks, "Excuse me sir, aren't you Moses?" The man replies,"Yes I am." So Cheney asks," Well when my friend came over and asked you didn't reply." Moses replies," Well, the last time I talked to a Bush, I spent 40 years wondering in the desert."