Please don't let this be the start of a religious debate or argument. I will delete this thread, or the particular post with a quickness if it does! I just heard this joke and thought it was funny. Feel free to post your religious jokes, or fun stories (as long as they're in good taste). Everybody's been so negative and fussy over religion lately, that I thought it might be a good idea to start a positive religious thread. NOTHING NEGATIVE TOWARDS ANY RELIGION ALLOWED!!!!!!(unless it's part of a decent joke that is not to derogatory towards the religion)

[U]The joke:[/U]

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in
the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."






Remember, this is one of the few forums that allows the discussion of religion. It is not your right, but a privialage. As long as we treat it like that, and follow the rules, we will continue to be allowed to discuss such topics. We should all respect each others personal beliefes, whether we like them or not. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but that doesn't mean you have to voice it.

Ok, sorry for the preaching :o Let's all enjoy ourselfs ;)