Well, I'm at my parents house and everybody's totally sloshed.
My dad just accidentally opened a bottle of champagne and it went all over the living room. I got socks and a coffee maker and a bunch of clothes.
And some money, which is going towards my new monitor. (arghh)
I put some beer outside for the squirrels and now they're staggering around.
Christmas dinner is turkey, mashed potatoes, peas, carrots, stuffing, red stuff out of a can, gravy and sprouts (blech).