They aren't totally lying...you could learn to sloppily play the
most basic of tunes in 30 mins, but I doubt anyone would want to listen to it (yourself included). They would reveal one important lesson though (and secret perhaps)...that there aren't shortcuts through practice and real learning and there's always a sucker...ok, that's 2 lessons, but yeah. :)
[FONT=Palatino Linotype]"Bust a nut!" - Dimebag
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Einstein[/FONT]