most of these don't make a description, but they're funny anyway (to me)
Lil Kim = Kill Mi
Santa = Satan
homer simpson = homo sperm sin, homo sperms in
Gary moore = roar, my ego
Ahmadinejad (iranian "president" :rolleyes: ) = A named jihad
fast food = fat foods
metallica=camel tail
Britney spears = Ripe ass by rent, try piss and beer
satanist = its santa
microsoft = is comfort (yeah right)