Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYou can take care of business over an email filled with text?

Yeah, I kinda stole the joke from one of my friends in the dorm. We were talking about something or other and he goes "Yeah, the other night I was looking at porn and my computer had a popup like 'sexy singles in Waterville!' So I was like, 'holy ****, they know where I live!' So I blew my load and closed the box."